shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

by hndrxx June 27, 2022

Slump

When a male ejaculates from the rubbing of his pants on his penis. This is common among young teenagers and those who pre-jac.

"Man I need to go to the bathroom before I slump everywhere."
*On discord with the bois* : "Help help I'm slumping"

by PlumsAreGood July 23, 2022

Skump

Word to replace any cuss word or foul meaning saying. Cross between a possum and a skunk

You look like a skump! Skump you! Go skump yourself! Your as far as as skump!

by Jmf July 25, 2022

Shumpsterbate

Shumpsterbate; the combined act of shitting, pissing, and jerking off whilst taking a shower.

Jared: “dude I saw Chad shumpsterbate in the mens shower!”
Carl: “uuughh what the fuck?!”

by Shumper August 4, 2022

Slumpted

When a person is nodding out due to drug use like heroin or fentanyl,they loose control of their neck muscles therefore can't hold it up.

That dope has him slumpted bad.

by Amy Norris August 13, 2022

Slumpt

A sign a discorder made up a fake term

You got Slumpt

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

Skump Nut

the best type of nut… originated from some bored chick who likes fucking with her words and named her friends that

Yo what’s up skump nuts!

by SkumpNutz September 7, 2022