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Shumpsterbate
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Shumpsterbate; the combined act of
shitting
, pissing, and
jerking off
whilst
taking a shower
.
Jared: “dude I saw Chad shumpsterbate
in the mens
shower
!”
Carl: “uuughh
what the fuck
?!”
Shumpsterbate
by
Shumper
August 4, 2022
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