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The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
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Pull off a Spring Day

Remember Maleficent showing up to the party when she wasn't even invited? Same thing basically.

Showing up somewhere where you are not supposed to be, but everyone actually expects you to do so, because you proved yourself many times already.

Based off korean group BTS song "Spring Day" that shows up in charts every comeback since her release like a petty queen she is.
Omg, Spring Day is about to pull off a Spring Day again!
by Spring Child February 21, 2020
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Flat Earth Girl Spring

The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)

Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.

Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
by cybercordelia July 15, 2023
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sprigger

A small brad without a head;
Middle english for source of water.
(BTW (for those to lazy to click above): a brad is a small spike; slight side projection instead of a head; or a childs name.)
My name is brad, I have no head therefore i am a sprigger, however i do have a brad instead of my head thus meaning im not exactly a sprigger but a half sprigger being one with a brad in his head
by Brad May 13, 2005
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spiggerew

a mix of spic, nigger, and jew
Spiggerew

Used only by the finest asshats in the world
Aiiyo shorty, dat mans a spiggerew

daaaamn, that spiggerews godda fyn behind
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Spring-Smith

Spring-Smithing was originally a branch of the Blacksmith's Trade-Skills.
A Spring-Smith is the Person who Puts The Force of Resilience into the Pre-Formed-Spring-Shape :
By Heating It; and Cooling It Very Slowly:
In a very-care-fully-controlled-manner.
The Traditional Method was to heat the forged mild steel up to a pale-cherry-red colour; and Immersing it in almost-boiling oil;which was then Very Slowly Cooled in a pit; in a packed-straw or hay-insulated box; which was then covered in HOT SAND to retain the heat.
A fire would then be lit on top of the sand, to keep it hot for a week, or as long as required.

WARNING !!! Especially At The Moment Of Immersion :
THIS TRADITIONAL METHOD INCLUDES A HIGH FIRE RISK.

It Should Only Ever Be Attempted Out-Doors, By Professionals, who have Good Fire-Fighting equipment nearby, and the skills to use it Safely.
" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith; and have them re-boinged! "
by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007
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Spring thaw

When you put ice cubes inside your partners orafice (anus or vagina) and pee inside of it to thaw the ice.
Dude I totally spring thawed that guy I met on Grindr last night.
by Reincarnatedsloth July 23, 2017
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