Saltatious

To be mad or irritable. Generally when getting owned on an online game.

I kept camping his corpse over and over,you know he was a bit saltatious about it,because he quit the game.

by kittyfemboy October 17, 2011

salt lamp

A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.

It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.

by BeastyTuna March 15, 2017

salt bomb

Meat that has been strongly over salted.

That corned beef was a salt bomb!

by Slappy001 March 16, 2017

Salt rimmed taco

When you excrete feces on a toilet at the exact same time you drink alcohol and snort a line.

Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.

by Whatisyourexcuse May 26, 2018

salt rimmed dick

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tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please

by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

Salt Bae

A salt bae is responsible for rubbing, massaging, tenderizing, and seasoning their bae's "meat". A good salt bae takes their bae and the "meat" out for dates and cuddles. Salt baes' are required to maintain the health and happiness of their bae's "meat", no matter how exhausting it may be gettin the "work" all the time.

That's my salt bae; She's my salt bae; Don't make me get my salt bae; I need to schedule an appointment with my salt bae; Does your salt bae accept my insurance?

by Letter T March 3, 2022

Veruca Salted

(v.intr.) To get one's way by behaving like Veruca Salt; indulged.

I almost expected her to start whining about how she wanted "a golden goose" next, the way she Veruca Salted that thing.

by Neoteric June 26, 2006