secret-fat

When an individual at first glance is of a normal height/weight ratio but then on further inspection is actually a fat ass.

With men, this happens often with an ample chest cavity which hides a beer gut. This theory can also be applied to women.

The most difficult cases arise when the subject is very hot in the face therefore making their body less prominent but then only with another glance does their actual shape come to light.

"That guy I brought home last night looked so hot when he was dancing on the bar, but that well toned chest was hiding a whole world of secret-fat."

by the Dilley January 24, 2009

Secret Nudist

Someone who likes to walk aroud without his/her clothes on when they are alone, usually in their house.

When her parents werent home, Jim would take off his clothes and walk around being a secret nudist.

by Ninja_boi October 18, 2010

The Secret Agent

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.

While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.

by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011

Boobie-secret

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.

Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!

by SLYX August 21, 2009

Secret Frustration

Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.

Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.

by MathPlus January 6, 2019

Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.

Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.

by Pat! June 25, 2008

text secretary

A individual given charge of duties involved with text messaging for another individual (these include inscribing, forwarding, deleting, proofreading, etc.)

Brother. My vision problems and carpal tunnel syndrome have become rather problematic. Can you be my text secretary?

by ztra and ________ July 20, 2010