Russell

An Simp who fucks people on Roblox.

Because he can't get no pussy in real life.

Russell is so bad

Yeah, he swallows dick

by xKxbain May 19, 2020

Russel

Someone who shares incorrect facts/opinions on a subject they have no experience with.
They also tend to become defensive when their opinions are questioned or proven wrong.

Russel: "All pokemon after gen 4 are uninspired and ugly"

Joey: "Wow, look at that Russel. He's never played a single pokemon game and has no interest in it. But still talks trash."

by Its ya boy Joey May 25, 2020

Russell

That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs

Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*

by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020

Russel

An asexual, white, overweight male who bullies special needs kids for a living.

Russel ate 2 whole vegan pizzas in one sitting.

by pseudoscene June 16, 2020

Russecetta

A mixture of the name Russell and Cetta it is supposed to be a feminine name but could be gender neutral.

"Hey, what should we name our child?"
"Hmm, how about russecetta?"
"That's nice dear"

by somehoe2300 June 18, 2020

RustedOtw

bitch

Have you heard of my wife? she's a total Rustedotw

by Dwort July 2, 2020

Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons

Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*

by Argopanda July 22, 2020