Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.

"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."

by bigtones June 16, 2006

Poseville

Also known as Roseville (CA), Poseville is a small town to the north of Sacramento (CA) populated by young urbanites pretending to be from either New York or Los Angeles. These youngsters have an overinflated ego given that most are neither college educated nor financially successful. The men can be quickly identified by their stereotypical Ed Hardy or Afflication shirts, and white BMWs or lifted trucks. Only when they get sent to debt collectors do they finally understand the real value of a dollar.

"Where's that douchey looking guy from?"
"Where else? Poseville."

by homegrown1909 June 12, 2009

poose-wah

when pussy just does not describe how awesome my pussy is

"i want that fine, gay man to eat my poose-wah"

by Byroney February 8, 2006

Twilight Poser

Losers who read Twilight because:everyone else read it,they thought the movie was awesome,they thought the actors were HAWT OR they just saw the movie w/o reading tthe books OR they don't even like it and just pretend to b/c every1 else(namely posers) love it!

Shallow_Girl:OME!!!!I LOVE Robert sooo much he's sooo HAWT
Me:Shut up you twilight poser
Tine:Yeah twilight poser!!!!!
Twilight Originals:Go DIE!!!!!

by pockylover368 April 15, 2009

Poseidon's Three-Way

A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident

The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.

by Feicstur April 8, 2011

Bike rack poser

1)Fake biker, Might or might not even own a bike, but has a bike rack on car. Following a fad.
2)A person who owns a bike rack on top of they're car and not use it, also improperly installed, ex. having only front towers for the poser fairing, having towers extremely close together to make the runners shoot up to the sky, backwards installation.
3)A person with a roof rack that will forever always be in mint condition. Fairing might have lots of stickers. They might also be carrying random stuff like wheels, tires, barrels on their racks.
4)Usually found on modified vehicles.

Dude puts a rack on his car because he saw other people do it and he wants to follow them since it is "Cool". He does not in any way uses the rack at all. This makes him a bike rack poser.

by Ay Way Way June 27, 2010

Poser bands

Bands that try to be "punk" or "heavy metal"

Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Sum 41, Avril Lavigne, etc.

by Nicole April 17, 2004