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I proseshoned when my vegetarian days were over!
Proseshon by anonymous March 22, 2022

prosecconds 

prosecconds (n): the second glass of Prosecco
'Prosecconds, anyone?'

'Sure. Fill me up, chief!'

Prosecco Alcohol Portmanteau
Wordplay
prosecconds by Spagalucci February 3, 2018

Profeshunal 

Profeshunal, an incompetent person or firm who pretends to know what they are doing and charges a full rate to deliver a shoddy service or product.
Look at this profeshunal repair.

This product is made by a profeshunal company.

Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.
Profeshunal by Big-G April 7, 2020

Profreshonalism

fuck those stale ass sound engineers throwing shade. where's the profreshonalism?
Profreshonalism by dill dozer February 11, 2020

prosexional 

The state of attractiveness that is best attained when dressed for success (or for work).

Professional + sexy
(At bar during happy hour)
Man: Damn girl, you must be coming from work, looking all prosexional. Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Hehe, okay!
prosexional by Poshow May 26, 2007

proseshonal

Somebody who's gratification and general self-worth comes from getting all their mates wrecked and having a good time.
Oh Jordan's out? We'll have a great night. He's a proseshonal.
proseshonal by J-Dog The Great December 19, 2019