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I proseshoned when My days of being a vegetarian was up.
Proseshon by anonymous March 22, 2022
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I proseshoned when my vegetarian days were over!
Proseshon by anonymous March 22, 2022

prosecconds 

prosecconds (n): the second glass of Prosecco
'Prosecconds, anyone?'

'Sure. Fill me up, chief!'

Prosecco Alcohol Portmanteau
Wordplay
prosecconds by Spagalucci February 3, 2018

Profeshunal 

Profeshunal, an incompetent person or firm who pretends to know what they are doing and charges a full rate to deliver a shoddy service or product.
Look at this profeshunal repair.

This product is made by a profeshunal company.

Take a look at this wonky wall, it was built by a profeshunal builder.
Profeshunal by Big-G April 7, 2020

Profreshonalism

to be both professional and keep it fresh.
fuck those stale ass sound engineers throwing shade. where's the profreshonalism?
Profreshonalism by dill dozer February 11, 2020

prosexional 

The state of attractiveness that is best attained when dressed for success (or for work).

Professional + sexy
(At bar during happy hour)
Man: Damn girl, you must be coming from work, looking all prosexional. Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Hehe, okay!
prosexional by Poshow May 26, 2007

proseshonal

Somebody who's gratification and general self-worth comes from getting all their mates wrecked and having a good time.
Oh Jordan's out? We'll have a great night. He's a proseshonal.
proseshonal by J-Dog The Great December 19, 2019
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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