pitty buck

When your coffee shop employee or any employee is so miserable you feel you need to give a dollar tip out of pitty.

I gave the trashy chick at dunkins a pitty buck.

Or

The stripper was having an off night so I threw down a pitty buck.

by JAY jay November 5, 2013

pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 8, 2013

pittsburg plow

When a guy cums on a girls tits and uses his balls to scoop the semen into her mouth like a plow

When a guy cums on a girls tits and uses his balls to scoop the cum her mouth is called the Pittsburg Plow.

by cappie2014 December 30, 2013

Pittsburgh Waterfountain

Consuming two Taco Bell quesoritos before vomiting onto your partner.

Make sure you swing by Taco Bell tonight so you can give me the good ol' Pittsburgh Waterfountain.

by Unremarkable March 2, 2015

Pittsburgh Carrot

When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.

She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.

by Boltesian October 7, 2015

pittsburgh pounder

Where a male shits on his partners chest *WITH PERMISSION*while the partner jacks him off, then will turn around, ejaculate on the vagina, and lay on his partners chest.

I asked for a pittsburgh pounder and ended up with a cracked rib, and a positive pregnancy test. What a night.

by COCKDOCK12÷4 September 11, 2016

Pittsburgressive

The aggressive manner of Pittsburghers when talking to other people about Pittsburgh.

Sheila got pretty pittsburgressive the other day when I said that Hamburg was the city with the best bridges

by rawrrawrdinosawr134 August 18, 2016