Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

seaming nonce

A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled

“She such a seaming nonce, can’t stand her”

by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021

nonce

Jake Paul

Nobody:
Jake Paul: I'm a NONCE

by LetsGoChamp November 14, 2019

Nonce

Alfie Gibbs / known to go out with younger children / all his girlfriends who are usually under 13 when’s he’s 15 say he’s not a nonce but he’s touched them up twice

Nonce haters:“Alfie your a fucking nonce”

Alfie’s girlfriend :” he’s only three years older than me!”

by NonceHater123 March 14, 2018

Nonce

The guy who is 17 but likes 15 year olds

Tom Hardcock, only for 15 year olds cause he’s a nonce

by Chan31 August 21, 2020

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates (basically Aaron Quinn)

Aaron Quinn is a nonce he fucked a 12 year old in a box behind Aldi

by Oxford University Dictionary February 5, 2020