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Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020
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mussard

Oh my god you’re such a mussard”
by carrierbag420 December 10, 2020
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mussard

Oh my god, you’re such a mussard”
by carrierbag420 December 10, 2020
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Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).
Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.
by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020
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Mufarsta

A demon of little known origin who once wiped out an entire town in one night.
"Mark is the incarnation of Mufarsta but he seems genuinely nice."
by Janu the ashbringer January 30, 2021
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Mustard gas

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.
by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021
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