dan martin

1. the G.O.A.T.
2.Starred in "Paul Blart Mall Cop."
3. Does a great orangutan impression.

Mike- Is that Dan Martin over there.
Oliver- Yeah, is he stuck in the door.
Mike-Classic Dan.

by dfsxwqdebcuebwfjadshbcke March 15, 2017

Marcus & Martinus

Two 15 year old singing twin brothers from 'Trofors' in the north of Norway. They broke through as 10 year olds when they "MGP jr 2012" wich is a Norwiegan singing competition. After that they released more songs and became more famous in europe. They have also released 3 albums, "Hei", " Hei fan spesial" & "Together", a book " Vår Historie" (our history), a tv serie, and a full feature film "Sammen om drømmen"
Ig: @marcusandmartinus (1m followers)
M.ly: @marcusandmartinus (almost 2m followers)
Twitter: @marcusmartinus (20k followers)

-"did you know that there is some twins that i love?"
-"NO i didn't, is it Marcus & Martinus?"

by E Gunnarsen July 12, 2017

Espresso Martini

The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.

"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."

by Benjiman77 December 15, 2017

jb martin

A school in the south that is full of stereotypical cliques.

You go to such a basic school, it has to be JB Martin

by L71 May 9, 2018

Saucy Martinez

Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.

Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.

He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.

by Ely Von Doom August 1, 2018

Jan Martinez

Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat

I had great sex last night

With who

Jan Martinez

Of course it's good sex, he is the BEST

by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018

Camron Martin

A skinny kid who has no food at lunch, but only has pop tarts. He smells. His dad is typically bald. Camron looks like Gumby

Camron Martin is a faggot

by Bdjdjnfnd February 7, 2019