Lawrenceburg

Sam -- Hey, my roommate this year is from "Lawrenceburg."
Bill -- No way! Dude that is fucking crazy, is he doin his sister?

by CrazyBob September 24, 2008

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Lawrence

A small yet trendy college town located in North Eastern Kansas. Unlike most places in KS, Lawrence is very hilly. The town has a population of about 84,000 and has experienced an amazing population boom as anyone forced to drive on L-town's poorly planned streets will tell you. House prices are skyrocketing. In the 1880s the city was burnt to the ground by Quantrail and his gang of retards (from Missouri of course). It has since been rebuilt and prospered greatly. If you absolutely must live in KS, you can settle for Lawrence. Nearly half of Lawrence's population attends the University of Kansas. Many KU students are from KS, including but not limited to hicks from tiny towns out west, refugees from dying cities like Topeka or Wichita and preppy deuce bags from the JC (Lenexa, Overland Park etc) but many are from other states as well as other countries. Though not as well known as KC to non-Kansans, Lawrence has achieved its own local recognition as a place to learn, meet cool people and smoke lots and LOTS of marijuana. Lawrence is the weed capital of Kansas and a good place to grab a bag on your way back to Denver.

Lawrence was voted as one of the nation's top college towns; I don't know about that, it's certainly beats Columbia Missouri. Lawrence is in Douglas County.

ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!

by Safe Ride Rudy October 21, 2005

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Laurence

Laurence, for a man, is one of the most caring, sweet, intelligent people you'll ever meet. He has a soft side for family and friends, and most probably knows how to cook. He is such a gentleman, and is super hot as well. He is a carefree person, who, of course get all the ladies.

Laurence, for a female, is a beautiful, caring, lovable person. She can also be very tough. Although she may be VERY stubborn, she is an amazing person to hang out with. She has, as well, a soft side for family and good friends.
She most probably gets irritated if you say her name incorrectly. She always puts others before herself.

MALE:

girl 1: Oh my god! Laurence is so hot! He smiled and held the door for me this morning.
girl 2: I know right! Rumor has it he knows how to cook. So attractive.

FEMALE:
girl 1: Have you met the girl named Laurence yet? She's such a sweetheart! And she's super funny and gorgeous as well!

by ILike80'sMusic_JudgeMe July 16, 2018

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laurence

The name of an old, smelly arm chair. Sits in the corner and doesn't do much but still manages to annoy you.

Dude, stopping sitting all over Laurence

by MartinTardis June 9, 2011

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Lawrence of Arabia

An aggressively adventurous handy with no form of lubrication whatsoever.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Lawrence of Arabia. It was like riding a camel naked into a sand storm bareback with a piece of sandpaper for a saddle….Wildly uncomfortable yet somehow intriguingly exciting.

by chameleon December 2, 2016

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