Lumberjack

A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.

"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"

by Lumberjill21 February 9, 2012

lay the lumber

To take a poop; to drop a deuce.

Man, after that dinner I am going to have to lay the lumber!

by Da_Real_One_69 September 18, 2016

Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

by Yeti60 November 1, 2009

Lumberjack Cumshot

a gigantic cumshot whose size is worthy of a lumberjack.

Dude, i laid down a monster lumberjack cumshot on sally last night!

by The_Lumberjack September 24, 2011

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009