lumb

Lumb is a famous homo-erotic acronym standing for: Lube up my butt.

It can take on two meanings. It can be a command, dictating one's gaysexual boyfriend to lubricate one's asshole, or a state-of-being, such as in the example shown below.

I woke up with oodles of lumb.

Carl, for fuck's sake, just lumb!

by Alex Yusupov August 19, 2008

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Something your boyfriend says to you when he doesn't wanna say 'love'

'I love you'
'I lumb you too'

by Finza October 21, 2006

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'lumb' as in daniel 'lumb'

daniel 'lumb' likes to wear 'rosies' (see, rose ) jeans
daniel 'lumb' is wearing rosies jeans
daniel 'lumb' concerns us he is bent of the wrist.

by spenner September 27, 2004

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a living organism dedicated to the subject of mathematics in other words a dedicated math teacher who devotes his life to math and even takes the feeling of his math books into great account. they generally like to get their nutrition from PAOs (white steamed buns). of the male species. likes to wear unrevelaing garments such as high trousers and tucked in shirt. glasses are compulsory. occasional blue hair is optional. usually equipped with over six calculators.

'i lumb lumb' - i love maths

fred: those glasses make you look like such a nerd. you epic lumb.

bob: Hey john do you have a calculator?
John: of course, i have six
bob: omg you're so lumb

by agentragents October 11, 2009

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The opposite of grool (as used in the beloved film Mean Girls). To be lumb is to be lame and dumb all at once. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Jack: Nicolas Cage used to be grool, but everything went downhill after National Treasure 2.
Ash: Yeah, now he's just a lumb actor.

Jack: Don't be a lumbdog millionaire.
Ash: Yeah, don't be lumb and lumber.

Annabelle: This little lumb of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!

by hahahajackmyswag February 24, 2015

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