Restarded

When you constantly have to replay a video game level/mission/map because you didn't get it "quite right". Not because you're trying to beat a target, purely to make it relevent to your playthrough

"fuck dude how many times have you replayed this fucking mission?!"

*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"

by HomesickFoetus August 19, 2025

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020