Jones

Desire for something that may be sought irrespective of the consequences..
Can apply to humans, love, drugs, whatever.

Man, I've been jonesin' for days!

by theShephard November 11, 2002

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004

mike jones

Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).

" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date

by Yo mom August 18, 2004

jone

to talk about someone, critisize, to crack on something, etc.....

She starting cracking jokes on him and he asked, "oh..you tryna jone?"

by VTownshawty November 8, 2003

Andruw Jones

A once premier center fielder for the Atlanta Braves, who has won many gold gloves and hit many home runs, but NOW SUCKS ASS FOR THE DODGERS even though he is one of their highest paid players.

"Hey! Now Andruw Jones is hitting even worse than Derek Lowe and Brad Penny!"

by q_mac75 August 20, 2008

Tom Jones Jr

Just a little bit hungry (see "Tom Jones")

I ate something for lunch. I am just Tom Jones Jr. right now.

by Terpits August 11, 2007

Mrs.Jones Special

A blowjob given by a married woman, who is not your wife.

Can I come over for a Mrs.Jones special, or is your husband home?

by The#1Milf October 9, 2008