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An Andruw is a sweet, funny, and caring; who will always be your no.1 supporter. He's good with his hands, honest, dedicated, and disciplined, but he is also very smart without even knowing it. Andruws work hard in everything for anything they love and will never disappoint. He provides satisfying attention and will always go out of his way to make the ones he loves happy. Andruws give great advice and have a very positive attitude and are very fun to be around
Ryan:I'm feeling down , I might call andruw.
Andruw by T-rex0110 May 21, 2018
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Intelligent and caring. Can be stubborn at times but has a great heart. Is good with money. Saves so he can splurge on something he really likes.
Do you know Andruw?
Yes. He's a really good guy.
Andruw by Yoyoyo...whatsup June 2, 2017

andruw jones

Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.

Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')
Now we know why Andruw Jones is always smiling, it's all that lesbian action.
andruw jones by atl princess April 24, 2005

Andruw Jones

A once premier center fielder for the Atlanta Braves, who has won many gold gloves and hit many home runs, but NOW SUCKS ASS FOR THE DODGERS even though he is one of their highest paid players.
"Hey! Now Andruw Jones is hitting even worse than Derek Lowe and Brad Penny!"
Andruw Jones by q_mac75 August 20, 2008

Andruw Jones

1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)
Andruw Jones by Derka Abdul September 4, 2006

andruw jones

like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.
wow that andruw jones guy just hit the ball a mile, i wonder if him going from hitting 30homeruns to hitting 51 homeruns has anything to do with steiroids. . . .
andruw jones by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005

Andruw Ar$enic 

This kid on myspace that is either trying TOO hard to be a emo faggot.
He has no personality, and is clearly a myspace whore; that wants a perfect SCENE girlfriend.
Andruw Ar$enic:
myspace.com/114547535
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