Floo Network

In the Harry Potter books, it's what wizard use to get from place to place. They throw some Floo Powder into their fireplace and say the name of the location in which they wish to travel. This is not the only form of transportation though, as wizards also use Apparition, Portkeys, and Broomsticks, flying Ford Anglia cars, flying motorcycles, and Thestrals.

Let's use the Floo Network to get to Diagon Ally today. I'm too lazy to apparate.

by HP FAN. August 1, 2011

flooder

A person who posts updates on Facebook so frequently that your newsfeed is literally flooded with their uninteresting statuses, photos, and videos.

"Dammit! I added a flooder on Facebook. She seemed so normal in person!"

by sc701 September 5, 2013

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn December 12, 2008

Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.

Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.

by Somebody March 31, 2005

Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

by Vektor December 8, 2003

floodle

a ho that wont admit it

Joe:you floodle
Holly:no im not

by Brian Summers March 10, 2007

manuber floff

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it

Mike likes manuber floff

by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008