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"FEBTOBERFEST is uber awesome, let's go to the pet store!"
"Alright! Once we have the cats, we'll get the burlap sacks at the home depot."
"Perfect."
"Alright! Once we have the cats, we'll get the burlap sacks at the home depot."
"Perfect."
by Monsieur Goose December 4, 2007
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A real estate term used to describe an area of low property value due to african americans living in close proximity.
We didnt have to worry about the black factor when we moved in 10 years ago. We'll never sell this place for what its worth now.
by A-ron C May 3, 2007
Get the black factor mug.Dude! We went to that jerk, Ronnie's, party last night and so I decided to upper deck his mom's toilet.
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Yeah, crazy thing is that this drunk slut came in and gave me a blumpkin while I did it...
Dude! You got a Playdough Factory!
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by Swabodda January 20, 2009
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Most scenes feature short plots of women irritating or insulting men, (i.e. bitching wives or girlfriends) behaving mischeviously or else finding themselves in a unfortunate position, and as a result they are throated.
The series started in 2000, and was one of the first to feature gagging and throat fucking and is said to be responsible for starting the porn niche, spawning numerous new throat fucking series since. They often proudly claim that their series is "The best throat fucking ever lensed", and that "Gag Factor has made more men ask women for gag sex".
Unlike similar series, Gag Factor tends to push more on themes of degradation and humiliation. Though they often engage the action with the woman on her knees, their signature is to have her lay down with her head hanging off the edge of a surface, letting her saliva run down over her face and hair. Often the female is verbally assaulted and encouraged to gag as they are throat fucked, while handled very agressively and forcefully by a seemingly mean spirited male. Other common signatures include face spitting, throat grabbing, and holding the female's arms down while viciously throating her.
The series has won several AVN awards for best oral series, and best oral scene.
Most scenes feature short plots of women irritating or insulting men, (i.e. bitching wives or girlfriends) behaving mischeviously or else finding themselves in a unfortunate position, and as a result they are throated.
The series started in 2000, and was one of the first to feature gagging and throat fucking and is said to be responsible for starting the porn niche, spawning numerous new throat fucking series since. They often proudly claim that their series is "The best throat fucking ever lensed", and that "Gag Factor has made more men ask women for gag sex".
Unlike similar series, Gag Factor tends to push more on themes of degradation and humiliation. Though they often engage the action with the woman on her knees, their signature is to have her lay down with her head hanging off the edge of a surface, letting her saliva run down over her face and hair. Often the female is verbally assaulted and encouraged to gag as they are throat fucked, while handled very agressively and forcefully by a seemingly mean spirited male. Other common signatures include face spitting, throat grabbing, and holding the female's arms down while viciously throating her.
The series has won several AVN awards for best oral series, and best oral scene.
Man, Gag Factor is my favorite porno series of all time! You have taught me well, thank you Gag Factor!
by Nocton55 January 14, 2009
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1: a word meaning to philosophise a particular thought
2: a simple philosophical taboo word to make a point by any any angry philosophers
watever other meaning that have formed it goes without saying that this is a real word, and (except for a few) 6 billion people in the world if confronted by it would also agree
1: a word meaning to philosophise a particular thought
2: a simple philosophical taboo word to make a point by any any angry philosophers
watever other meaning that have formed it goes without saying that this is a real word, and (except for a few) 6 billion people in the world if confronted by it would also agree
1:'' I fection that the universe was created by giant lizards''
2: ''the world is made of the remains of dead space turtles by fection''!
2: ''the world is made of the remains of dead space turtles by fection''!
by 21st century philosopher September 26, 2010
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