CUMSTIPATED

A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS

DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED

by MAX FOOL March 25, 2011

Cumsquat

When a man cums into a woman and she gets up really quick and squirts it out.

Yeah, LeAnn cumsquatted on me last night. It was refreshing.

by Lilbooboo143 May 9, 2016

Cumsicle

A cumsicle can be defined in many different ways. For example, fuckboy, dick chode, fuck ass, and cumtart supreme. A cumsicle is basically a (usually heterosexual) male who lives on being a giant fucking prick.

How to spot a cumsicle:
;)
Can't draw dicks for shit
Lil dick mf
Acts like he's better than everyone
Has a cracked iPhone

Wears nothing buy Nike

Person 1: You little fucking cumsicle!
Person 2: lmao you know you love me though babe

by hellafucked November 22, 2016

Cumswatch

I was mentally counting in my head my cumswatch as I was fking and miss timed it

I was counting in my head before I shot my load.but my cumswatch must be broken

by rottencock October 10, 2019

CumShot

The leading cause of blindness for women aged 13-69

Jeremy had a CumShot and it went in my eye now i am legally blind

by Sugma.kok November 14, 2019

Cumshot

When A Male Ejaculates On A Females (Usually Females)Face Or Behind.

I Gave Her The Best Cumshot Lol

by SacromentoBakers September 11, 2020

Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021