Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

Louisiana Lube Train

Where multiple men gather in a group, and one starts jacking off. He nuts in another mans hand who then uses the nut as lube to jack himself off and nut in another mans hand, and so on.

Yeah bro, the college party was lit! It was a bit of a pain though cos I was at the end of thr Louisiana Lube Train!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021

Cocksniff

An insult for a particularly annoying gay man.

Go fuck yourself ya fuckin' cocksniff!

by cookedbogan69 January 14, 2021