CUMSTIPATED

A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS

DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED

by MAX FOOL March 25, 2011

Cumstipation

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.

long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"

by Rarch August 21, 2008

cumstipated

it is like being constipated except, when you're cumstipated you are sexually aroused but cannot cum no matter what

Sandy gave me a blowjob but i was soo cumstipated that i couldn't cum on her face

by roflcopter12192 June 13, 2009

cumstipated

being blocked up with SOOOOOOO much CUM

person 1 : im SOOOOO cumstipated
person 2: big bone
person 1 : big bone🤤

by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022

cumstipated

An emotional state characterized by a complete lack of sexual arousal. Under these conditions a person could not have an orgasm.

"Your momma so ugly she made me cumstipated"

by Biggeley January 17, 2008

Cumstipated

When you're involved in sexual acts and you really can't cum

Yesterday, I was so cumstipated, it took forever for me to cum.

by Gerald jeffferson May 23, 2019

Cumstipation

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.

1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"

by CB93 August 23, 2010