Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

swedish crank shaft

Where two man stand across for each other grabbing ahold of there own penis with one hand, using there other hand to grab the forearm of their partner, they jerk them off by pulling and pushing the forearm.

I just found out that my girlfriend has a penis, well at least we can still Swedish crank shaft

by ..... . February 14, 2014

pussy crank

a pussy who thinks he is tough

dj feld

person 1:"you pussy crank come up with me and check it out"
person 2: "(in their head-o shit im too scared to go) fine, ok"

by ethan k May 1, 2006

Let's crank this shit up to eleven

normally you'd say let's crank this shit up to eleven because its soemthing really awesome and cool and you wanna take it to the next level

Jack:Dude i got some chronic wanna smoke it?

Tim:Let's crank this shit up to eleven

by skeet bro April 5, 2009

Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."

"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

The Crank Era

when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube

Soulja Boy is the founding father of the crank era.

by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009