callum holder

A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'

Hey you look like a Callum holder

by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

Callum O’Suglivan

Silly boy who jumps on trampolines

Wow that’s callum o’suglivan

by Your biggest fan January 21, 2018

Callum Bateman

epic boy :P

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.

by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018

Callum doherty

He is amazing in every aspect and every one who knows this boy is shy and when he is him self around his actual friends he is the nicest and funniest person you will meet YOU WILL LOVE HIM!!!!

He is such a callum doherty

by Smile to your master May 4, 2018

Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

Callum

This guy will always make you feel like a queen, he will always say cute things that he really means and will never let you down. Plus, he is the perfect lover, always paying attention to you and making you feel the best.

If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.

- Oh beans, i met a Callum last week
- Wow man, you're so lucky!

by FishnIverns March 1, 2018