Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value

Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.

by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024

the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.

“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”

by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024

the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.

“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”

by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024

Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.

“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”

by ZFree June 23, 2025

HFD Blitz

When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.

This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.

Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!

Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!

by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025

splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!

by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011

be on blitz

When yo ass is gonna be on fire

“Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”

Your butt is going to be on blitz

Blitz meaning on fire

by Yeeyeekayyy January 5, 2020