Ralph boiled

When you use a cupcake pan to bake your item instead of the typical method of cooking in liquid.

Him: How did you cook your biscuits?
Me: They are Ralph boiled.

by Online Chef December 6, 2019

Autism boiler

Any kid with the name Lawson

Lawson: pedo nonce

Me: autism boiler

by _.thedaddioo._ October 25, 2019

ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside

i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!

by erohw June 10, 2020

Bunny Boiler

Any woman who won't smile sweetly at a man who swans off lumbering her with all the responsibilities.

Eg: "She asked you to pay child support and take an interest in your kids?? Wow, what a bunny boiler!"

by Notyourdoormat August 24, 2020

Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021

Ocean Boiling

A thesis with a range wider than the ocean, is comprehensive and irrefutable, so impactful it is ocean boiling.
(Other similar expressions here call it fruitless or impossible, it has always had a positive connotation to me.)

We are so competitive thanks to our Ocean Boiling marketing strategy, ticking all the boxes.

by anonymous November 13, 2021

@itsa_boiled_potatoe

An amazing TikToker.

She’s one of my best friends tbh even if we meet online.

Go follow her 👹

They are a minor so don’t be creepy.

@itsa_boiled_potatoe is an amazing friend! I wish everyone was like them.

by Me is a simp for Hange Zoë September 7, 2021