bluegreening

Term used to describe the act of shipping Louis and Harry from 1D and showing it off or used when they’re dropping hints. It’s the extreme form of just shipping them.

It’s not negatively connoted.

See! Louis is bluegreening on main again!

bluegreening by nxx2818 September 30, 2022

Caveman Blues 

The feeling the day after a night out, involving being severely hungover from excessive drinking or coming down from rec drugs (mostly cocaine and pills). Victim has 'the blues' and feels frail, old and ancient - like a caveman.

*throws up*
"Ugh, i'm gonna have the caveman blues tomorrow.."

*wakes up*
"You alright mate? you look like shit!"
"Nahhh, I've got some serious caveman blues.."

Caveman Blues by purge August 3, 2007

electiontime blues 

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.

When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."

electiontime blues by thewholeagenda.com radio show April 25, 2012

traumatized blueberry 

an extremely traumatized blueberry, most likely because you ate it's family

yooo, i found a traumatized blueberry in my fruit salad

traumatized blueberry by broooicantseemyselfinthemirror December 17, 2019

Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.

Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

Kitchen table blues by Rostiboots April 5, 2011

Red, White, and Bluekkake 

The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.

I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!

Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!

Red, White, and Bluekkake by MyaNus2000 October 12, 2022

Bluejob

When a blowjob is cut short, and ends in the unfortunate situation of blueballs.

She was blowing me pretty good, but got lockjaw when I was about to cum. Turned a great blowjob into a lousy bluejob.

Bluejob by YeahWrite! August 14, 2010