by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022
Get the Fart assholemug. expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
Get the dick fartingmug. Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe
J.K. Rowling might be the world's most notorious FART, constantly running her mouth on Twitter/X.
Oh, "TERF" is offensive? How about "FART"?
Oh, "TERF" is offensive? How about "FART"?
by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024
Get the FARTmug. A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
Get the fart-detecting compoundmug. A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe
by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022
Get the grumpy fartmug. You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
Get the old fart alumnimug. by Di k April 14, 2020
Get the Fartmug.