Secret cunt 

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

Secret cunt by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014

inept cunt 

A cunt who is clueless. She is blind to her cluelessness.

Lindsey is an inept cunt

inept cunt by GenghisBilly December 17, 2014

Yuk Cunt 

A Person who falls in love with a Lad more than 5 years young than one's self, in less than 1 week of dating.

Me: "Hey Briana look they are now facebook official"
Briana: "what a yuk cunt cougar"

Yuk Cunt by gollum89 July 17, 2015

Pickled Cunt 

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.

Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."

Pickled Cunt by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015

twinkle cunt

When a young women uses too much glitter make up but still acts prude.

Look at all those twinkle cunts getting free drinks from blue balls over there!

twinkle cunt by jugglemynuttz November 9, 2015

champion cunt 

a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting

Holy shit, Abdullah from TheGlucoseNetwork is a fucking champion cunt!

champion cunt by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016

Viper Cunt 

An aggressive and seemingly vindictive bitch who delights in ruining lives for those around her for no reason.

"Belinda is being a total viper cunt to her sister."

"Someone is viper cunting all over this party, and we all know who."

Viper Cunt by Schmucksy March 28, 2016