turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 05, 2017

top gong

1st place trophy or award or medal

Adam got the Top Gong in the race.

by Og Gong March 31, 2017

Top Brutus

The formal term used to refer to CSchelz. The term describes his exceptional ability to be better at everything than anyone who dares challenge him.

Hey are you also driving to the Grotto? No, I’m CSchelz, the Top Brutus, I fly, and no economy seats 😎

by TALKBOUTDAT October 23, 2022

you're top

When people say "you're top" they mean you're awesome

You bup your mate a drink, he replies with "you're top mate"

by AlyxTheSuperwholock December 18, 2016

running top

the sexual movement of giving head

"did she give u head," "yeah she was running top."

by dingdongsoloooong March 22, 2018

top shot

To make a short video clip of an extraordinary, awesome, absurd or ridiculous moment in time. Based originally on NBA Top Shot.

OMG there is a fly on Mike Pence's head. They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

Monitor Top

A term referring to early refridgerators with an adjustable cooling motor that resided on the 'fridges top part. Far more efficient than today's shoddy fridges

You have to check out this monitor-top fridge I found in my attic!

by captain wiggly January 25, 2004