Crap Almond

Means everything and everyone. Can be used in any situation but especially useful in expressing emotion.
How did your test go?
I failed it, I totally feel like a crap almond.
by happinesswithwings January 05, 2008
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crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
by schluss March 15, 2008
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Crap Sack

AN item that a person takes when walking the dog down the street so when the mutt craps you can pick up the dung and dont leave it sitting in your neighbors yard for them to step in!
Man says - That guy there really pisses me off

Man2 says-Why

Man-Well he never carry a Crap Sack and his dog shits in my yard every day ,

Man2-I would Kick his Ass

Man1-Next time I will
by troubledemon March 08, 2010
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good crap

1) Something that's so bad it's good.
2) Something that's so good it's bad.
"Dude, Saved By The Bell the College Years is on!! Now that's some good crap!"
by k.david September 24, 2003
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total crap

by TheTRUTH May 21, 2003
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take a crap

Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks.
First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack off, then suck cocks with that swamp donkey.
by Jaimev July 10, 2005
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what a crap

engrish form of what the crap, found in a dub of the Kenshin movie
w00t I am having Teh 1337 itemzor...what a crap! It's gone....
by Anonymous October 05, 2003
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