crap-spackle 

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.

Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.

crap-spackle by schluss March 15, 2008

crap snackle pop 

When you eat nothing but power bars and seltzer water for a week, causing your shit to be thick and bubbly, hence the "pop."

After such a shit is obtained, the shitter takes a partial poo, keeping some around the hole (similar to a juicy rusty trombone) and a second person eats it with a spoon. This is usually done before noon in honor of Rice Krispies (TM)

Kate: "I love eating Rice Krispies (TM) for breakfast! They go 'crap snackle pop!'"

Peter: "Kate, you fucked that one up. But now that you mention it...would you eat the shit crust from my asshole?"

Kate: "Wow, that tastes so much better than cereal! MMMMM!"

crap snackle pop by fabio the poopsmith February 25, 2008

crapspackle 

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.

Don't give me that crapspackle.

crapspackle by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008

Holy Crapstackles 

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

Holy Crapstackles by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

Crapspackle 

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

Crapspackle by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010

crapshackle 

shit

aww crapshackle

crapshackle by jonnable June 12, 2003

crapspackle 

After pounding a chick in the butt, anywhere you blow your load would be "crapspackle"

Jason: "Baby, I totally crapspackled your face"

crapspackle by Forman November 8, 2008