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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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Ted Ravies

An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips
Izzy kissed ted now she has ted ravies!
by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017
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ted nankivel

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars
a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared
by CooperBall May 6, 2021
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Ted

A color of red, but mispelled on text.
"I'm gonna get my hair dyed ted!"
"I love that color!"
by BullSnake February 10, 2024
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