Teddoom

A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.

After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!

by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018

teding

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

by Turkeybaster52 March 13, 2017

teddycopter

TeddyCopter is the ship name for @Nickaustin and @Tonylopez

Friend 1: Hey you know that big ship couple on TikTok?
Friend 2: Yeah teddycopter/tonick!

by Sofftie.solby May 26, 2020

Matthew Tedford

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.

Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013

Teddy Pig

n. A description used for the Welsh Corgi, due to its resemblance to an admixture of a teddy bear and a pig.

"Dawwww, look at those little teddy pigs looking for belly rubs!"

by MercenaryGumbo February 26, 2017

Teddy Graham People

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.

I'm Sorry, what are Teddy Graham People?

by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010

Teddy Talk

A Teddy Talk is a pseudo-intellectual rant that is fueled by copious marijuana consumption. Common topics include the singularity of technology, simplified interpretations of perception, and entrepreneurial ideas that when reviewed sober have no potential. Everyday happenings are characterized as “mystical” in an attempt to create some kind of philosophical content.

I went to Teddy’s room to smoke a bowl and got a Teddy Talk. Apparently we are gonna evolve into an infinite sequence of information.

by Jphilosophy April 23, 2010