its hot as nipples in the desert

Very hot, to hot to handle

Person 1: damn its 100 degrees

Person 2: I know its hot as nipples in the desert

by thatgirlroxmysox September 25, 2012

crumpy nipples

its when your nipples get crumpy

whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples

by Fizzymandogthing July 18, 2003

Stick Nipples

A fat nerd that has huge point tits, that poke everyone in the eye.

Also known as Pointy Tits, or Jimmy Neutron

OUCH your stick nipples just poked me in the eyes!

by Rillz December 15, 2008

plant nipples

Extremely large, gross, infected nipples on a body of a teenager.

My fat friend has plant nipples right now because of puberty.

by ben the ram October 7, 2010

cantankerous nipples

the malformation of nipples to the size of basketballs. Commonly known as the Olivia Sullivan disease.

My nipples are huge and fungus like, they are cantankerous nipples

by ellalalalala February 23, 2011

chocolate nipples

When a dude takes a shit a womens chest, a hour later the residue of the poop makes the image of a hersey kiss.

I hung out with Sydney and i gave her some wild chocolate nipples.

by Boss Assssssssss Bitchhhhhhh March 30, 2017

horseshoe nipples

When a guy has these, its pretty cool. They are just nice nips!

Girl: "Whoa check out that guy's horseshoe nipples!"

Other Girl: "Yea, i would love to play a game of horseshoes with those!"

by Johnny Blastman March 16, 2010