Dirty Moped

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

mopsession

1.The act of challenging an adversary to mop combat, and threatening to mop the floor with them, thus humiliating them in battle.

ex.
Person #1: "I challenge you to a mopsession, you ready?"
Person #2: "Your mop ain't worth my time!"

by OBeast_ July 5, 2010

mopary

The act of exposing oneself to a blind person.

by Rob Davies January 16, 2003

carpet mopping

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Mopping

v. to shoplift, to steal.

Drag queen: Gurl, the only way you got that Versace dress was you been mopping.

by fritterfae October 21, 2013

MoPo

MoPo short for Master Of the Painfully Obvious. An awesome web-site for awesome people! http://forum.mopo.ca/index.php

MoPo has an arcade, a forum, news, a lottery, betting, jobs, radio, & a shop.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 2, 2009

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012