illegal lemon

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)

Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*

by The Other Other December 15, 2008

lemonade

A euphemism for alcohol, particularly whiskey, at the office.

It's Friday afternoon, who wants some lemonade?!

by somereporter February 2, 2017

Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009

lemon

a spicy orange

oh no my lemon is burning my eyes jesus christ someone help my mind is screaming and it won't stop

by rich gang lachute November 9, 2017

lemon test

To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.

She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.

by etymxris March 31, 2005

lulu lemon

A high quality brand of athletics wear at a high price.
Often worn by old women, or trendy younger kids. Lots of the clothing involves spandex, and it sells those popular hoodies, that zip up all the way up the neck.

"woah did you see that girl running past us?"

"yeah she was wearing lulu lemon"

by ella, GNAR. September 3, 2008

lemon chicken

When someone gets a lame ass asian tattoo with out any knowledge as to what it actually means.

Person 1: Nice tat!
Person 2: Thanks, it means power!
Person 1: No it doesn't, it's the symbol for lemon chicken on that chinese take out menu.

by Tyler Hawkins July 7, 2005