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Karampal

Someone very attractive from the inside and out.

Someone who loves to make people laugh. Karampal is usually a goofy person that dresses really nice and up to date on all the cool things!
Man I wish I could be more like Karampal
by 27kisses September 24, 2011
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Karuntz

To inadvertently drive in reverse over tire spikes, while in a fit of anger or distracted by loud hip hop music
Instead of turning around and using the other exit as the security guard directed, that hot head Camaro driver just quadruple karuntzed his tires
by Captain Cluster December 11, 2012
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Karagh

1. Fantastic, wonderful person with a superb taste in hobbies, humour, and deep and varied interests; a fascinating individual.

2. A woman with an intense and passionate interest that is central to who she is.
1)
Person 1: Did you see Sarah the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, I thought she was a bit of a Karagh.
Person 1: Hands off, mate, she's mine!

2)
Person 1: What do you do for a living?
Person 2: I study biology. I love it.
Person 1: I guess you're a Karagh then.
Person 2: Yeah, and proud of it.
by Ebondruid June 11, 2013
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karsting

When you drink a beer and a cocktail simultaneously at a bar.
Man, I was totally karsting the other night at the pub.
by Prisoner0 March 29, 2015
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kartez

An hustler, charming, and good with the ladies. Critical thinker, great in the bed room. Also, nice looking with an awesome touch and sense of humor.
He is great all around he must be Kartez.
He looks great, he must be an Kartez.
by getemright April 25, 2015
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Karl jóhan thomsen

Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.
my nose is blue
my nose is Karl jóhan thomsen
by kaylacranny May 22, 2019
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Karmacinoma

A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.

Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.

Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.
Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.
by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019
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