Facedurbation

The act of masturbating over someone's Facebook pictures. Usually carried out by stalkers, obsessives and criminally insane sexual predators.

Facedurbation in the library is frowned upon

by museicman February 26, 2012

Facedump

The action of Facebooking while taking a dump.

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.

by thesen8r September 2, 2012

Flacidia

A girl who has the power to make any penis immediately flaccid.

I was going hard and then that Flacidia popped into my head and it was over.

by Drygina August 12, 2016

Facedriving

Using Facebook whilst driving, usually in violation of state or local laws and with total disregard of the safety of yourself and others.

Timmy was charged with vehicular manslaughter after running over six children while facedriving.

by mikehasacat October 3, 2018

flamedigger

Flame Digger: a person who gives everyone everything and is a good person, till they ask for stuff in return since they gave you stuff. and probably does naughty things.

1. Is that Flame digger? He probably does naughty things for cash. Like beating his mom for her credit card. And acts like he can give everyone everything until he wants something in return. Silly flamedigger

Probably hence the name as Flame a cool thing and Digger like gold digger. Because they ask for stuff back when they say the wont

by TheUrbanChanger April 23, 2021

Facedown

When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).

He stood to facedown his bullies.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022