Captains Orders

When everything naturally goes your way because you're the shit - you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with "captains orders"

Nick: you need to take a hit of this dank ass shit, Captains Orders.
Aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
Lindsey: shut up and toke now bitch, its Captains Orders!!
Rachael: Captains Ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.

by USeLeSs_iDiOT July 30, 2010

Captain Fabulous

Captain Falcon in his pink outfit.

You say captain fabulous like 'CAPTAAAIINNNNNN FFAAABBBUULLOOUUS' in a flamboyant voice

by lsmnonekj cljanipdjpqmd; April 12, 2011

The Captain's Challenge

A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.

When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.

by Cgrave August 7, 2006

Welsh captain

When a woman masturbates to completion with an ancient, wooden, pirate's prosthetic leg.

Once alone again, she retired to her bedroom and began busting a Welsh captain.

by hurricane boxstep December 13, 2010

Captain Innuendo

An amazing superhero who can make anything dirty and therefore awkward and hilarious.

I met Captain Innuendo at a party once, she is absolutely perverted.

by Cuke May 18, 2005

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 15, 2004