Cripplize

To get mangled or to mangle someone else to the point of permanent bodily damage.

Please don't cripplize me mister, I'm old, but I still have some shit to live for.

by The Conjurer February 26, 2021

Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck

Man iPhones are such peices of crapple

by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021

crippling nippling

This term is most commonly used to describe someone who has crippled to the...

Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"

by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021

crispless

something with no crisp

“i hate a crispless potato”
“grab the crisper one then”

by meatballhandle872 April 25, 2022

crapplefingers

Crap smeared on fingers, can also be used as an insult

1. Alysia came out of the bathroom with crapplefingers, stay away
2. Get off my lawn you crapplefingered kids

by Tricks135 May 27, 2022

Crimple Crampers

long ass toes

my brother has crimple crampers

by Long toes 😫 June 7, 2022

Crapple

Crown Royal Apple flavor

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.

by anonymous July 2, 2022