crapplefingers

Crap smeared on fingers, can also be used as an insult

1. Alysia came out of the bathroom with crapplefingers, stay away
2. Get off my lawn you crapplefingered kids

by Tricks135 May 27, 2022

crumplefingers

when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.

little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for

by michael razen November 14, 2006