crispless

something with no crisp

“i hate a crispless potato”
“grab the crisper one then”

by meatballhandle872 April 25, 2022

Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

cripplesac

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.

I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.

by fryz January 19, 2009

Crushless

The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.

"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."

by 🔥Baby Girl🔥 May 25, 2016

crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

Droppin Crispies

1. A richly historied meta-phrase with deep roots in the annals of literature. It is said to transcend meaning. Misusing it is considered a grievous faux-pas among literary adepts.
2. Derived from the rapper-maxim "drop it like it's hot." When one "drops a crispy," they have waited too long to drop the hot object, and now they are all burned up.

Person 1: "Greetings, fellow. How fares the wind in your sails?"
Person 2: "I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon, And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on."
Person 1: "That sounds superlative. Did I mention how much I like your loafers?"
Person 2: "Sorry, could you repeat that? All I heard were roaring flames as you started Droppin Crispies. We can't be friends anymore, man."

by ElevenSecretFlavors September 25, 2010

Rice crispies

Cold hard cash that is meant to be spent on hash.

I g'd some rice crispies from da rich cracker so I could get me more weed.

by CHRI s August 27, 2005