Boogie woofer

A device used for the sole purpose of woofing boogies from ones nose holes.

Hey man, you seem to have a massive boogie up your nose hole. You can borrow my boogie woofer if you like.

by Christbird May 16, 2020

tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.

We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Pussy Woofer

An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.

Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"

by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021

@zhonglisdog_woof

they concern me sometimes, but theyre a close friend and theyre funny. they also have a foot fetish and love zhongli (venti hater 😒)

@zhonglisdog_woof is very....

by kaeyas_t1tties March 20, 2022

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022

Doggy woof woof time

When the lady turns into ishowspeed and starts barking on your penis.

Last night my girlfriend did doggy woof woof time during sex

by Dorrislllsjdudidjf November 27, 2022

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023