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Dick Wagon 

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.
My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.
Dick Wagon by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017

The Wagon 

The most feared, and respected vehicle known to man. Legend has it, the wagon is the only 4x4 to travel to the mythical West Sawgrass rd, and live to tell the tale.

Ghetto Wagon 

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!
Ghetto Wagon by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Power wagon 

Power wagons are made my dodge. There a truck with tow mirrors but has a short bed which is fucking stupid because you aren’t towing anything with a hemi. They will be seen with the husband going for evening drives that end up waiting on the side of the road for a tow truck.
Bro do you wanna give me a BJ in my Power wagon
Power wagon by mr cletus October 15, 2019

stan-wagon 

when you become a stan of a public figure once their popularity has long-since permeated popular culture.
wow, look at Jade hopping on the stan-wagon! you aren't quirky because you like rex orange county.

haunch wagon 

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.
I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.
haunch wagon by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020