Marko's toilet leg syndrome

When your legs go numb from sitting on the toilet for too long.

After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).

by Marko Polo March 1, 2020

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)

Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

by Magnifying Glass July 22, 2020

Toilet Hugging

V. To become intoxicated, drunk, enough that one must "hug" the toilet while vomiting.

She was so drunk last night! She was toilet hugging until five in the morning, dude.

by Mandrew! July 30, 2008

yellow toilet brush

a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan

damn, going to need to use the yellow toilet brush to get that off...

by danielz666 September 18, 2008

cold toilet seats

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.

Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(

by fuckface101 August 19, 2009

toilet law firm

a law firm, usually specializing in insurance defense, that hires graduates of TTT law schools and pays them poor wages and deducts their health insurance premiums from their paychecks. these firms are often discussed on sites like JDjive and xoxohth because they are considered the worst law firms to work for in a given city.

each year, the Golden Toilet Award is presented to the toilet law firm in New York City with the most mouthbreather behavior for that year.

by sginsberg February 17, 2007

Toilet

The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.

Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.

by MiniMii July 22, 2012