Swedish Fingers 

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.

"Oh, that guy just gave the Swedish fingers to that girl... another one down."

Swedish Fingers by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019

Swedish Salmon 

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

Swedish Salmon by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Swedish scammer 

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.

Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha

Swedish scammer by Shotgunner922 March 27, 2019

Swedish meatball 

The source of life, the source of food, the legendars dish that is Also served with potatoes.

*man 1* ya heard about Swedish meatballs?

*man 2* yeah it’s gooder den a bitch

Swedish meatball by MrBitchiloid April 5, 2019

Swedish binoculars 

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.

Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.

Swedish binoculars by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019

swedish fishin 

when u eat a girl out and she has a fishy vag that’s been covered in perfume in order to try to cover up the fishy.

“bro i heard you hookup with stacy last night how was that she’s fucking hot”
“dude it was like swedish fishin that shit was wack, still hot though”

swedish fishin by bruhyeetsmd August 7, 2019

Swedish McMuffin 

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.

Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'

Swedish McMuffin by McDonald's® Sweden May 12, 2020