boob slappin

a bad habit that threatens the fabric of society and the health of the boobs everywhere

random chick: oww... why did you do that?

me: I am trying to quit really.

random chick: boob slappin?

me: We got meetings!

by crampist January 24, 2008

Sapphisticated

adj. (suh-fis-teh-kay-ted)

1. having or appealing to fashionable and refined tastes and habits in accordance with the popular lesbian community: a sapphisticated chick
2. intelligent, knowledgeable or able to appreciate lesbian culture, society and arts: an abundance of sapphisticated friends

The new ladies event at the nightclub was teeming with the sapphisticated, Hollywood-hipster set.

by Jocelyn_pinkpassport January 16, 2009

Shapp

An App which is primarily used while taking a shit.

I thought you were in the bathroom, how did you post to twitter? Sorry, I was shapping.

by gjcourt August 26, 2014

slappyass

slappyass is a sexual game where the rules are simple... leave a fitting handprint for the handprint finale

i played slappyass with my girl all night long.

by DaDdY_MoJo November 29, 2006

slappin' salamis

when 2 males will slap their cocks against each other.
first one to get an erection loses.

You wanna go try some slappin' salamis?
Nah, i know ill lose ;)

by Javier McWoo January 6, 2008

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

Slappetizer

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.

Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*

by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014