SafetyMan

A cock sucking, eretile dissfunction having hippo.

I fucked a SafetyMan!

SafetyMan by TwIzTiDxErO May 9, 2005

to play safely 

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

to play safely by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

safeting 

Adjective. Definition is the same as safe or cool

This was invented by a freind of mine to reflect the type of thing another freind of mine, max, who thinks he is Jamaican, might say instead of safe.
It stems from when max met a UK MC called Demon, and is designed to illustrate what max might of said to try and impress him with his Jamaicaness (By sticking ting on the end of safe makes it sound more jamaican).
Since then it has caught on and is now widely used in the Hertfordshire area of UK.

"Yo Demon you be safeting"

safeting by MC Blitzkrieg January 24, 2006

safetycel 

A person who oooh so concerned with AI safety (while of course having no understanding of the topic whatsoever). Typical example is the average twitter user who gets so concerned over a developer's fun side project which enables GPT-4 to browse the internet.

I wasn't going to build this, but annoying all the safetycels makes me want to

safetycel by Uncle William March 27, 2023

Safet 

Safet is the nicest and best person in the world. Everybody love him. He has a great heart for women and old people.

1: do you love safet?
2: yes very much
1: me too!

Safet by Anonymous8174773 January 2, 2017

safetly 

A word formed when a nitwit doesn't know how to spell safely so they try to do so phonetically. This is exactly the kind of person that needs to make a Driver's Ed Quizlet.

When being stopped by the law, signal your intentions to pull safetly to the shoulder of the road.

safetly by Dewaddict June 8, 2017

Safetitties 

When the the safety belt of a woman's car sits between her titties, pressing her shirt up against her breasts making them visually scrumptious.

OMG Stuart look at those safetitties.
Oh MY Mell, thanks goodness for safety conscious ladies and cold breezes.

Safetitties by Moves3 November 23, 2017