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Saving America

Oh gosh gollie Jesus! He's saving America!!! Look! Just look and you'll see! He's doing it! He's really doing it!!!!
Hym "Oh God yeah, he's totally saving America! By appointing himself the arbiter of free speech he has saved us all.... OR! Or he is ingratiating himself to conservatives so their politicianswill pass legislation to help hum fend off the class-action lawsuits and unions... You know? Because if hiw he treats his employees.... Yeah.... Probablysaving America though..."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2022
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to save on postage

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.
by Doc Rich June 29, 2013
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Save

The act of injuring oneself while performing a usually safe, mundane action, or the resultant injury.
I pulled a Save last week and severed my toe while mowing my lawn.

"Why does Bob only have one eye?" "That's the Save he got from opening a bag of crisps."
by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021
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Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.
A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.
by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019
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Saves his country

Nebulous blanket category that can mean literally anything.
Headline: Man saves his country by tongue kissing his own daughter.

Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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“Give away save” thief

Someone that gets caught stealing then gives it away for the excuse to say it was the persons they gave it to.
Why did you take that? I was just giving it back to “blank” because I thought it was theirs . Man you just a “give away save” thief.
by Frntstrthstlr July 14, 2023
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Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.
me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time
by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023
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